Yes! As a fun project, I will spend December caked in paint and fur, just to throw gang signs at youths and point out all the bald spots on adults. It’s fun, unless you have to use Sapp Concur to get paid.

Maybe… if you did, gg. If I trolled you so hard you rage quit and decided to look me up… err, hi. No apologies.

Yes. I was 21 stone at my worst. I am currently 16.9 or 17.3 – depending on how much gluten made up lunch. Date a nutritionist, they’ll tut at you reaching for donuts at 8am. 

Yes. They will be announced.